7cb1d79195 Emily Ann, an innocent Iowa farm girl turned lethal mistress of the martial arts is recruited to stop a crazed Nazi pianist suspected of murdering fashion models to avenge the death of his beloved basset hound. Oh it was. I used to believe that people didn't set out to make bad movies, they were just unable to pull it off, but after having seen Awesome Lotus that has completely changed my mind. I believe these people deliberately set out to make a bad movie and they succeeded. Was it a pilot for a TV show? Who knows. it seems to have been heavily influenced by the British TV show "The Goodies" all they needed was a bicycle built for 3. The film comprises of a series of sight gags, some mildly amusing, and a plot which is so cliched that they'll probably do a big budget remake in Hollywood, and cast Lucy LawlessAwesome Lotus. The video cover promised gratuitous gore, needless nudity, and vigorous violence. Sorry folks but when these moments occur in the film if they didn't literally label themthey do you would completely miss them. What is the "Evil Dead" connection? Is the director mates with Sam Raimi and his crew? I know the director appeared in "Army of Darkness" but the connection goes back a lot further… And Pat Mahoney also stars in "Strangeland"! If you watch Awesome Lotus" and "Strangeland"a doubleI did it makes "Strangeland " appear good!!! almost.. In conclusion its only redeeming value is it makes bad appear not so badit sets a new benchmark in truly awful. Brilliant! A dead-on send-up of truly bad B-movies. It's an incredibly crazy combination of awkward martial arts movies, James Bond spy knock-offs, and a laundry list of clunky would-be Hollywood epics. (I hear the original title was "Enter the Bassett"… mocking Bruce Lee's "Enter the Dragon"… and that it was a feature finalist at one of the earliest Sundance Film Fests) Loved the scene of Awesome Lotus floating over the lake like an angel and kicking the guard in the face! And the goofy Herr Bassett playing Wagner on the piano was priceless! It ain't easy sending up "stupid" and "clunky" but these filmmakers know exactly what they're doing and pulled it off. And the blind, deaf, pseudo-bald Tofu Caca sings opera while kicking butt!!! I'm still cracking up! CULT CLASSIC. These guys deserve some kind of award!
I think I got a movie to watch for today? It would be better to add some of the reviews of the movies along with the post. emergency garage door repair I always prefer to watch movies after reading some reviews.
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